Marcia Gay Harden:
Marcia Gay Harden Naked
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Information:
Name: Marcia Gay Harden
Born: 1959-08-14
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Thin Air (2000), Thomas Kinkade's Home for Christmas (2008), Pollock (2000), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2001), Willa Cather: The Road Is All (2005)
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Cillian Murphy:
Cillian Murphy Naked
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Information:
Name: Cillian Murphy
Born: 1976-05-25
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Pure Rage: The Making of '28 Days Later' (2002), Batman Begins (2005), Perrier's Bounty (2009), Zonad (2003), Sunshine (2007)
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Roger Federer:
Roger Federer Naked
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Information:
Name: Roger Federer
Born: 1981-08-08
Height: 1.86
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Filmography:
Quelli che... il calcio (2008), Corazón de... (2006), Beijing 2008 (2008), Rally for Relief (2005), BBC News 24 (2006)
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A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to become the next President of
the United States."
The receptionist: "What are you, an
idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
DarrolWeardVo
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker
at the bottom of the pool.
WhitmanBaothghalachWP
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
FridwolfTuppereRY
Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and I have
another pair just like it at home.
DillusFritzchentG
Q. Where is the best place in a book
store to
find a man who is handsome,
a good lover and a stimulating
partner?
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
GaradunFlannanjV
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse:
Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
TimoFnamQv
Personally, I like
to stay and read
the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to
black and
people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There
are only
enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
CordaleEwynmJ
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conga
!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this !
MalachiCarraigbO
Yo mama so fat when she has
wants someone
to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
NiganJohnathonjX
During a break on a North Dakota office
building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle.
"Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said.
"What
fer?" asked Pyle.
"Shorter hours."
"Good fer them!" said
the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty
minutes was too long fer an
hour!"
EdelmarElironiz