Poppy Montgomery:
Poppy Montgomery
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Information:
Name: Poppy Montgomery
Born: 1972-06-19
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Relativity (0), Tammy and the T-Rex (1994), Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2004), Desert's Edge (1997), The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2007)
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Paz Vega:
Paz Vega
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Information:
Name: Paz Vega
Born: 1976-01-02
Height: 1.69
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Filmography:
Last Call with Carson Daly (2006), Triage (2009), Lo + plus (2001), Perdón, perdón (1998), Di que sí (2004)
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LL Cool J:
LL Cool J
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Information:
Name: LL Cool J
Born: 1968-01-14
Height: 1.87
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Filmography:
CSI (2006), Less Than Zero (1987), Late Night with Conan O'Brien (1998), Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott: Hits of Miss E... The Videos, Volume 1 (2001), Ellen (2006)
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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
SlavenFrederickXI
I spent the whole evening
knotsurfing!
Don't you mean netsurfing?
No, everyone was complaining because I tied
the computer up for
ages!
StevenTerikaqo
Fred
collected lots of money from
trick-or-treating and he went to the candy
store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.
Fred
thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You
give
the money to charity."
ConlonReadmanLJ
Carmella and Mario were out on their
first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella.
"No," said Mario. "Who wrote it?"
LeithMitchKP
A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of
mine
who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the
undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
HunfriedAsherrX
Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch
out... there's a feller
inside who has the job of punching the
tickets.
PessachShelomopo
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy
!
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
BrentynArendIK
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castro
!
Castro who ?
Castro bread upon the waters !
TrevelyanNiewheallFN
Why did the monster drink ten liters of
antifreeze?
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
HenryBarrisTh
Mother: What
was the first thing you
learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
EngelbertArvidXY